After immense difficulty I finally found a website with a pic of the bag titled Sack Balls . |
If every episode of South Park featured mutant laser-spear toting sea otters mounted on ostriches in the ruins of NYC, I would become a regular viewer. |
But
nein, the canny German
proletariat-feeders at Lidl have in fact formulated an eccentric work of mad (though
by no means refined) genius, not unlike their well-documented plot to raise a zombie army to
win World War II. The Corn-Puff Balls
are extra-large- about an inch in diameter each- are satisfyingly lumpy and
crunchy, and feature a reasonable amount of chewy inner density to make for a
snack which floods the mouth with pleasing flavor.
Agent Blaskowicz's escape from Castle Wolfenstein played a critical role in the defeat of the Nazi Zombietruppen. |
Now
the seasoning itself is no way ‘life-like’ or ‘sophisticated’, and yet is ‘powerful spicy’, as they say in Gone with the Wind, and quite
effectively infused with jalapeño.
Unlike far too many other snack foods, there is no lack of flavor, and
an extra salty, super-picante experience awaits your mouth for each crackling
snack ball you suck into your saliva-gushing maw like a Tyranid Mawloc.
Mawlocs may not mouth off as much as your teenage son or a Sandworm of Arrakis but their gullets do seem to moistly slaver more gratuitously. Painted by C-Bomb13. |
Unfortunately, the
flavor-sensation is rather marred by an undeniable degree of over-saltiness,
and fondness for drinking salt water may be a prerequisite for extended eating
of these cash-concession corn-puff confections.
The saltiness also rather obscures the cheese flavoring, but overall I
found this shortcoming of the Snack Balls rather tolerable when weighed against
the lightning those joy-spheres were packing, and recommend them as a flavorful
though crass diversion for a night’s entertainment.
Of course one could actually make real jalapeño cheese balls if one wanted to as pictured from this recipe by Kooksfood. |
Stars: 2½/4
Spiciness Rating: Hot
Pros:
- Nice extra-large corn-puff balls are thick and
crunchy
- Flavorful and spicy
Cons:
- Salty
balls are too salty
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